"I would rather jump in a river of boiling snot than wear a pair of Crocs" - Simon Doonan

In addition to these words Simon also declared that crocs are "fucked up, and I beg the people of America to stop wearing them."

I simply must agree with the ecentric Simon Doonan on this--Going green is in so we should say farewell to harming the planet with unfashionable footwear. Though their website claims they are Ultra-hip and Italian styled we rest assured that these won't be showing up on Donatella Versace or Dolce and Gabbana's runway anytime soon.